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I know that's my dream. Unfortunately, it's not a dream that I can make a reality. Sure, I could head to a massage parlor that gives out happy endings, but in real life they don't look anything like what they look like on this porn site. In real life, they are dirty, unhygienic and usually have masseuses who aren't all that pretty. That's reality, my friends.

On this porn site, however, things are different. The rooms are clean, the girls are drop dead gorgeous and the handjobs are free. And not only that, but the ladies not only use their hands to get you off but also use their mouths and pussies as well. And you don't have to worry about catching a disease that will rot your dick off. What more could you fucking ask for? This is the perfect place to live out that dream that all of us have without any consequences whatsoever.